Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Republican treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Republican treason
Should ever be forgot!
Donald and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the electoral system
All up alive.
Voter suppression, across the land,
To subvert the citizen's demands.
But, by people's providence, him they catch,
With dark scheming, trying to snatch!
A stick and a stake
For all our sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for us,
And the worse for you.
A vote, a vote, to remove the dope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good firing to learn him.
Holloa, all! holloa, all! make the bells ring!
Holloa, all! holloa all! now we shall sing!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!

after the poem celebrating the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot - Guy Fawkes Night was yesterday - i did not feel confident in the counting trends until this morning